Ω Peter Allison has been called many unsavoury things. He’s also been caught doing many unsavoury things. For a list, you’ll need to book a trip to the Twizel Public Toilet, and look on the wall just above the cistern.
Of all the things not to be caught doing, however, Peter ranks trad climbing up there, right after Mum walking in on you crashing the yoghurt truck.
That’s why you’ll be as shocked as we were to see this video of him trying the Cobra Crack (5.14a) in Squamish, on his way to a month of bouldering in Hueco Tanks. Don’t be fooled by the fake name and accent - it’s 100% most certainly Pete Ω
The Cobra Crack 5.14, Will Stanhope from Sonnie Trotter on Vimeo.
Looks like Pete has spliced his DNA with Kester Brown.
but he fell??
Chubby cheeks weighed him down…
Cheers, you bastard.