Ω A speculation by Powerband - What makes Zac Orme unique?

Zac Orme has a unique new style for climbing that is different from other top-climbers like Ivan Leukaemia, which might be a possible explanation why he has reached a level above Ivan:

1. Technical - He has good technique with minimal rest in between techniques.
2. Tactical/route-reading - He reads outdoor onsights like a proper climber, including having a sequence in mind. “I always try to have a sequence in mind.”
2. Flexibility – He’s happy to go to the crags you want to go to.
3. Screaming – He saves his screaming for the bedroom.
4. Clipping – He generally clips the bolts. “I prefer to clip as I climb.”
5. No Pain/Anxiety - “I do not feel anything”.
6. Breathing - As soon as he starts climbing he breathes.  He also breathes before and after climbing.
7. Short arms – Zac is 100 cm tall with short, light-weight arms, which makes it easier for him to bend them.
8. Resting - He rests a lot between days.  Sometimes all night.

You’ll find more wild speculation on another prodigious climber on 8a.nu

9 Responses to “Speculationarism”

  1. Gomez says:

    Hilarious! ZacAtak™ certainly is our answer to Adam Ondra.

  2. Pete says:

    I think that could be the best post I have ever seen.

  3. Pete says:

    What the hell kind of commment is “2001 (8): Onsights an 7b+ and his sister understands his uniqueness.”???

  4. ZacAtak says:

    Pretty poor answer if you ask me

  5. Gomez says:

    Maybe you need sponsorship to be less poor?! Pete, I think that comment is swedish for ‘when your eight year old brother onsights a 26 you know he might have some talent’.

  6. a concerned mother says:

    Dear Powerband
    My 8 years old son reads a book series called ‘Zac power’ and now I wonder when you mention in point number 3, his screaming in the bedroom, if these books could be aimed for older audiences only?
    yours sincerely

  7. Pete says:

    Yes, Zac is a very dirty subject. Take the book from your son. A very hungry catipillar is a much better book.

  8. Gomez says:

    The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle,
    World Publishing, New York, 1969.

  9. Pete says:

    That would be the one, didn’t teach me to spell, though…

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