Ω Tomoya (aka Tomo) has claimed the second ascent of Allison Wonderland V11, in the Bronx Cave.

He told me he was too short to start sitting on a single pad, with his feet on the ledge at the back of the cave, so he stacked an extra pad and started with his feet higher. Doesn’t seem to be an issue for him.

Ω Video player:

2011 Castle Hill - are there infinite grey boulders? from derek thatcher on Vimeo Ω

Ω There’s a Japanese guy who climbs at Turakirae Head a lot. His name (I think) is Tomo. He lives in Masterton in the Wairarapa and, most weekends, drives south to Featherston, up over the Rimutakas, down through the Hutt Valley, over into Wainuio-p-lab and out to the end of the coast road. He then walks all the way to the Bronx (which is back on the Wairarapa side of the Rimutakas), carrying three (yes, 3!) bouldering pads, where he proceeds to climb rocks and take video of himself climbing rocks. Then he reverses the journey, and posts the videos on youtube! Here’s one of them:

Under his youtube account name, you’ll find lots more! One question to ponder: is the bouldering at the Rak really worth the travel time and cost? Ω

Ω Old(ish) news it seems, but I just noticed on 8a.nu that Richard Dale has climbed his fifth 8b (v13) this year. That’s five more than you! Ω

Ω Found this on YouTube. Thought that it had a certain je ne sais quoi…Ω

Ω I had a vague feeling I’d posted this already…but can’t find it anywhere:

Castle Hill from Oliver Miller on Vimeo.

Cheers Oliver, looks like a fun trip Ω

Ω As a talent-constrained, one-dimensional journeyman myself, I have a lot of time for the Hammer. I know how hard it is to get out of bed every morning, knowing deep in my gut that another day of mediocre performance awaits. Maybe I’ll climb V7 today. Maybe not, if it’s actually V7.

Life must be very different for Derek Thatcher, Zac Orme and James Morris. House mates, training mates (get this, the wall in their garage is known as the Gnome Dome. Brilliant!) and crushers of Flock Hill rock. Every day (but mostly on the weekends), they must wake up and think “what amazing proud outrageous line am I going to climb at Flock Hill today?” And, in recent times, the various answers to that question have been (in no particular order):

naphthaNaphtha V7XXXXRRR

I know that Zac’s Mum follows Powerband. So listen up Kay – your son is off the chain. Check out this deranged new problem. I guess technically the fully rigged up spotter arrangement is optional, as you wouldn’t want to fall off anyway.

nerve_endingNerve Ending V8?XRRRRRRR

As far as I know, this problem has seen very few (if any) repeats, after it was established by a visiting Buddhist monk. I have no idea what the grade is. But it looks like it starts with a tricky slab mantle, followed by a highball slab. One imagines that a fall from the top would be fine, but I’m not lining up to test that theory. Nice job, Derek.

sassySassy Direct V11R

It took James five years to climb Captain Sassy Pants V8, and 5 minutes to climb the direct. Go figure.

Plainly there’s a lot of excessive performance here. Way too much ‘Hey look, I’ve just climbed something rad’. What does ‘rad’ actually mean? And frankly, the focus on hard, proud ascents is unhealthy. The corrosive ‘star’ culture amongst the Flock Hill bouldering elite must stop, and the best thing for everyone (but especially journeyman like me) is to ban this lot from Flock Hill permanently, and relocate them all to Auckland (where they can fight over the last remaining pure eliminates at the crag we’re not allowed to mention let alone climb at). And they can take the bloody Gnome Dome with them!

In other Flock news, Buff Dan buffed his way up the neo-classic Monster Society Of Evil. Proof that good guys do win. Ω